1. artmonia:

    Illustrated Cynicism by  Eduardo Salles

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  5. smoke-thc-drop-lsd:

    YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

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  6. xcarolynnn:

    cloudydayrealestate:

    the satisfaction

    One time in like 5th grade I had this teacher and she gave us all bottles of shit like this and told us to squeeze it all out and of course we were like fuck yeah and did it and then she said, “Now, try and shove it all back in the container.” Of course we all tried, and then stared at her confused as shit. When we all obviously gave up, she said, “In the moment, you were so consumed with what you were doing that you didn’t realize the mess you were making. Then, after it was so quickly and easily poured out, you realize it is impossible to put it all back in. Remember this for the rest of your lives when it comes to the words that come out of your mouth” and we were like 10 so we were like yeah ok whatever lady, but somehow to this day I think of it constantly. 

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  12. searchingforknowledge:

    thebaconsandwichofregret:

    sanziene:

    Equality x x

    yeah the spoof one looks way more fun and cheerful

    it really does! Which makes me think about how women being uncomfortable in sexual poses is a mainstream way to turn on het cis men.

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  13. emeraldembers:

    amywinterbreeze:

    mishaswhore:

    asktheoakenshieldbros:

    goquackyourself:

    fuckyeah-kasumisty:

    can-you-feel-the-gay-tonight:

    a-big-guy-named-tiny:

    SCIENCE!

    science has figured out how to open a portal to hell

    It’s Cthulhu!!!!!!!!

    • sand
    • alcohol or lighter fluid
    • sugar  
    1. Mix 4 parts powdered sugar with 1 part baking soda. 
    2. Make a mound with the sand. Push a depression into the middle of the sand.
    3. Pour the alcohol or other fuel into the sand to wet it.
    4. Pour the sugar and baking soda mixture into the depression.
    5. Ignite the mound, using a lighter or match.

    Oh tumblr, what would we do without you.

    REBLOGGING AGAIN FOR THE EXPLANATION

    Reblogging because I will be damned if this isn’t relevant to Proto.

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  14. do you ever feel physically sick because you know you’re not good enough for anybody and you can’t do anything right and you’re too tired to go on

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